I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
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when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
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